eBay typo causes disaster

New parent Dan Cooper made an eBay purchase last week to help child-proof his house, bidding for and winning a 'Used Stairgate'.

However, after he installed the eight-ton disk on his landing he realised something was wrong when his child fell into another dimension and his wife was shot by the Goa'uld.

Mr Copper has been issued with a full refund.

~ R.B.

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