"Mustard, well named, always adds a dash of something special."

"Naughty, observant and very very funny... made me laugh out loud on the tube."

"Like The Onion?
You'll love Mustard."

"Brilliantly
funny!"

"First class original humorous writing."

"Absolutely cracking!"

Satirical News & Articles

Nanatechnology, fashion cabals, speed of smell, parking spaces for ugly people, secret space arks, TV Listings, and more...

Stories & Characters

Colonel Mustard's missives,
First Chapters from unwritten novels,
Bad Endings and Skinny & Nod

Infographics

When it's okay to laugh and point,
Animals that come with their own cutlery,
Jumper Removal Quandary, and more...

Adverts

Sea Junkies, Religious Breakfast Cereals, Freudian Slip, Your House From Space, Face Palm, and more...

Cartoons

Single-panel cartoons, Robot Dad,
Overheards, and more...

Comic Strips

Superheroes, Myth Management,
Dinosaurs, Zombies, and more...

Movie Posters

Dirty Harry Krishna, Withnail & I Robot,
Living Dead Poets Society, and more...

Magazine Covers

Armchair Psychologist, Celebrity Brains,
Angry Loner Monthly, and more...

In Brief

Short and sweet news promos

Headlines

Newspaper front covers

Interviews

Long-form conversations
with big damn comedy heroes

Profiles

Cult Corner reviews of hidden gems
and profiles of comedy greats

True Stories

Life lessons learned by Mustard contributors

Mustard posters

Front and back cover illustrations

Letters Page

Don't blame us,
you wrote them

Matt Berry's columns

Actor and songwriter Matt Berry's regular column, 'Albums that Changed my Life'.

Alan Moore's article

Comics guru and wizard Alan Moore on
'The Trouble with Jack Trevor Storey'.

Michael Palin

6,300 words

Alan Moore

14,800 words

Sam Bain & Jesse Armstrong

9,650 words

Graham Linehan

10,100 words

Stewart Lee

10,000 words

Richard Herring

7,800 words

Fred Armisen & Carrie Brownstein

5,500 words

John Lloyd

15,000 words

Robin Ince

12,600 words

Cleese buying Mustard

In an astonishing coincidence,
I spotted John Cleese buying Mustard
magazine in London.

Moore & Lee reading Mustard

Alan Moore and Stewart Lee
posing with each other's copy of Mustard.

Comedy Paper People

Cut-out-and-make paper version
of all the Mustard cover stars.

Comedy Action Figures

Fictional merchandising range,
painstakingly handcrafted from pixels.