True Stories

The Lion and the B

"...but my gut feels differently."

Wallaby vs Truck

"And then... its pouch moved."

Drink & Drugs Ruined

...My Faith in Waffles

Drink & Drugs Ruined

... My Chances

Bad Dates

A casting for an ice cream commercial

"It is not stupide," she demurred.

The Most Pain I've Ever Been In

"I could see my ear next to my shoulder."

"Tears spurt vertically from my eyes."

Patella Head

"My knees lacked the structural integrity they had enjoyed pre-Nissan Micra."

Hasta la Visa

"Traffic lights are for guidance only here, so try not to look."