Issue #05a
Editorial
- Alex
This issue's Evil Corporate Sponsor
This issue's Obligatory Movie Quote
"We lost the band!"
In this issue:
Satirical News & Articles
Richard Pryor in The Good Life
Great Casting Mistakes in History
Gluttony Fridge
From the creators of the Vanity Mirror
Local stadium is secret space ark
Escape apocalypse in government spaceship
Pasta-antipasta explosion
Richmond completely vaporised
Obituary of a hedgerowsexual
D. E. Obituary died in a flowerbed
Recession hits Tyrell Corp
New models have boggly eyes and nylon hair
Movie titles recycled
Studio to re-use famous film titles
Matt Berry's Albums That Changed My Life
#5: London, Quakermass 1979
Comic Strips
Reservoir Nuns
Let's go to church
Muffin the Drugs Mule
A fun trip to Columbia
I Married a Zombie
Braaaaaaaaaains!
Stories & Characters
Derring Dos & Don'ts
pt.5: Poor
"Sponge off your relatives: I've wrung my folks, in strict rotation, 'til they squeaked."
Writer's Block
#5: Whatever Happened To Your Bright Eyes, Johnny?
"On your toes, soldier!"
Skinny & Nod
#5: Bag
"There's a good case for locking up anyone normal looking."
Infographics & Adverts
Carpe PM
Sieze the Afternoon
Your House From Space
A photograph to treasure
101 Empty Platitudes
A banal cliché for every occasion
Movie Posters & Mag Covers
One-Panel Cartoons
Interview
Stewart Lee
I don't want my career to be a smash-and-grab raid.
I'm in this for the long haul.
The comedian, writer and director talks stand-up, TV shows,
Jerry Springer The Opera
and being 'the comedian's comedian'.
10,000 words
Paper People
Stewart Lee Paper Person
Cut-out-and-make comedian.
Cult Corner
Cult Corner: Jack Trevor Storey
Alan Moore waxes lyrical on the author of The Trouble With Harry.
True Stories
#1: Face: Off
"I could see my ear next to my shoulder."
#2: A swell time
"Tears spurt vertically from my eyes."
Letters Page
Letters Page: Issue #05a
"The most middle class thing I've ever read."
Covers & Posters
Mustard #05a
All text and images are © their respective authors.
Cover:
Doodle version by A.W.
Real version: Stewart Lee photo © Steve Ullathorne
Thanks:
Isabel Hopwood, Warren Ayling, Alex Ashworth, Guy Cuthbertson, Val Stevenson,
James Sherwood, Lindsey Clarke, Peter More, Pamela Norris, Kevin O'Neill.
This issue is dedicated to everyone born on September 12th 2010.
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