Issue #08

Save the English coastline

One man's crusade to conserve
England's traditional edges

Fashion cabal has dark secret

Middle-aged billionaires compete
to make teenagers look stupid

Artist brings roof down

Shocking exhibition by radical
new conceptual artist

Series of bizarre deaths

Detectives investigate
baffling homicides

Midwinter festival deadlock

Negotiations continue for
ownership of December 25th

Ugly people's parking spaces

Less attractive people will be
given special permits

Myth Management

Brit bureaucrats battling beasts!
#3: Champagne Supernova

Bloody Kids

In my day we had respect!

Derring Dos & Don'ts
pt.9: Sport

"Shotguns or surnames, I prefer them double-barrelled."

Writer's Block
#9: Thomas and the Inevitability of Everything

"It doesn't matter, groaned Emily, dyingly."

Bad Endings
#3: Bieber4Ever

"Justin's tooth sold for
four thousand dollars"

Racism: How it Works

An easy guide

Cut Out and Make...

#7: Game of Thrones

These Aren't the Droids
I'm Looking For

An eary learner book

J-Lo

The new diet joint
that won't give you the munchies

Technology
Wii-ja Board
Contact the other side via
your games console

A.M. / A.W.

Health & Beauty
Pamper yourself with our complete bodycare range

A.M. / A.W.

TV
'Are You Harder Than
a Ten-Year-Old?'
Controversial new game show

A.M. / A.W.

TV
Everybody Scrubs Frasier
Cross-breeding the sitcom

A.M. / A.W.

Media
Haiku tweets
Each passing thought,
saved for posterity,
typed from the loo

A.M. / A.W.

Travel
Did you know?
'San Miguel' is Spanish
for 'same again'

A.M. / A.W.

Media
Don't give money to homeless marketing people, 'they'll only spend it on drugs'

A.M. / A.W.

Family
Should left-handed and
right-handed people marry?
Ambidextrous kids
struggle to fit in

A.M. / A.W.

Society
Treacherous road executed

A.M. / A.W.

Crime
Murder at butler convention
Detectives baffled

A.M. / A.W.

Food
I hope that someone gets my
MSG in a bottle

A.M. / A.W.

Music
I'd rather be MC Hammer than Jimmy Nail
Yes I would, I surely would

A.M. / A.W.

Don't buy food, it's a total con!
If you stop feeding it, eventually your stomach just starts eating itself.

A.M.

A.M. / J.W.

J.B.

A.M. / H.S.

Portlandia  Paper People

Cut-out-and-make paper cast and crew.

Peter Cook

The greatest hits of a flawed genius, satirical superstar,
icon of the 60s comedy movement and proprietor of Private Eye.