'Ugly' man actually just pixelated

Twenty-eight year old Glenn Waxy had long laboured under the misapprehension that he was ugly. But he was delighted to discover that he was merely a little pixelated, having been saved as a low quality JPEG.

My whole life has been turned around," said Mr Waxy. "Here I was thinking that I was one of the losers in life's genetic lottery, but now infinite possibilities have opened up."

Glenn is currently trying to trace his original high-quality TIFF file, in the hope of discovering his true, unpixelated appearance.

~ A.M.

 

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