Strap in, baby! With Mustard's

FBI:
Father-Baby Interface

Lock and load with this
law enforcement style baby carrier

With its breathable cotton mix, weight-centring design
and macho holster-style straps, you'll be the envy of all the other Dads!

Available in black, khaki and camouflage

Developed in collaboration with childcare experts and the NRA

Warning: baby carrier not actually bullet-proof.
Mustard is not responsible for any injuries sustained during school run.

~ A.M.

Illo: J.W.

 

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