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David Cronenberg's Creche

David Cronenberg's Creche

Based on the novel by JG Ballard, this controversial Cannes-winner details a subculture of toddlers who stage collisions between strollers, baby-walkers and expensive hardwood furniture. Features scenes of violence, nipple-sucking and rusks.

Bayeux Tapestry: Uncut

Bayeux Tapestry: Uncut

Oliver Stone's extended reassessment of the evidence presented in what is, after all, just a very long curtain. Fresh evidence suggests that King Harold may well have been shot in the eye by an enemy archer after all, and that he is sorry to have bothered you with all this. Running time approx. 30 feet.

Are You Being Served?

Are You Being Served?

In-depth documentary detailing the rise in cannibalistic crimes in Western society. Presented by Margi Clarke and Andrei Chikatilo.

BBC News 24

BBC News 24

Michael Buerk and Kiefer Sutherland race against time to deliver the latest headlines from around the world before their mobile phone batteries expire.

David Cronenberg's Naked Chef

David Cronenberg's Naked Chef

Based on the novel by William S Burroughs, which is either a literary classic or virtually unreadable, depending on whether or not you have a degree and a fondue set. This cult movie may offend some viewers, with its graphic scenes of drug-taking, surreal buggery and Jamie Oliver. Rated 'R' for sexual content and mockney accents.

Press the Red Button

Press the Red Button

Go on,
press it,
press it now,
PRESS IT!

~ R.F.

 

Mustard TV Picks

Sitcoms

Wrong Side of the Tracks

Wrong Side of the Tracks

The ongoing rivalry between two news-stands on opposite sides of Surbiton train station. The owner of 'Pete's Papers' is worried when a chain shop opens opposite – then his daughter starts dating the manager!

Plastered

Plastered

Belated sequel to Brush Strokes in which the chirpy painter & decorator struggles to hold down a job whilst attending AA meetings.

Poles Apart

Poles Apart

Modern riff on Love Thy Neighbour, with Polish immigrants moving in next door to Daily Mail readers Mike and Veronica. Episode 4: Mike needs emergency building work done on the kitchen extension – will he apologise to the new neighbours to get their competitive quote?

Can't Live With 'Em

Can't Live With 'Em

23-year-old Steve is forced by rising house prices to stay in a flat haunted by his ex-girlfriend Emma. Episode 6: Steve meets a nice girl in the pub, but runs into some 'spooky' trouble when he brings her back home for coffee.

Baggage

Baggage

A group of lovable misfit airport bag handlers
work through their issues whilst shifting luggage.

~ A.M.

 

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