Staff: Russell Flinn - Mustard comedy magazine
Russell Flinn

Russell Flinn

Swanky

Staff Writer

Russ wrote many articles for the early black & white issues of Mustard.

He wrote all of The Skinny & Nod Dialogues, plus a few spoof news articles.

 

Satirical News & Articles

Avatar sequels delayed

Avatar sequels delayed...

until next stage of human evolution

TV Picks

TV Picks

David Cronenberg's Creche and more

Street Games

Street Games

The new craze of live-action board games

 

Skinny & Nod

Skinny & Nod
Dialogues between a pair of bouncers
Skinny & Nod: Shoe

#1: Shoe

"Don't even try with sandals. They look like a shoe's ribs."

Skinny & Nod: Self

#2: Self

"He said I had a face like a fist and a voice like a fist at work."

Skinny & Nod: Swanky

#3: Swanky

"Is that a black tie, sir?
Go and get the colour chart, Nod."

Skinny & Nod: Sign

#4: Sign

"Skinny ain't exactly au-lait with the world of speculative fantasy."

Skinny & Nod: Bag

#5: Bag

"There's a good case for locking up anyone normal looking."

Skinny & Nod: Closet

#6: Closet

"Yeah. It's been praised for its really tense atmosphere."

Headlines

Headline: euthanasia SPONSORED BUNGEE JUMP 'LEAST SUCCESSFUL  RIDE EVER' SAY Alton TOWERS
Headline: GOVERNMENT UNVEILS PLAN TO REPLACE INTERNET WITH SHOUTING
Headline: HOME SHOPPING PRESENTER DESCRIBES ITEM 268 AS 'A GOOD FIGHTING RING'
HEALTH & SAFETY OFFICER SUES OVER R.S.I. FROM LIFTING INCREASINGLY HEAVY GUIDELINES
Headline: THIRD WORLD ADDED TO ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

 

EDITOR'S NOTE

In Febuary 2007, about a month or so after I last spoke to Russ (over email - I never met him in 'real life'), I got an email from a friend of his, Stephen Booth, telling me that Russ had passed away: "Russ became suddenly ill on Sunday morning, stopped breathing and died the next day. It was a kidney heamorrage, the doctors said he had no chance."

It was a huge shock, Russ was only 39. I felt I'd got to know Russ via our email exchanges, he was a really nice bloke and a very talented writer. It's a small gesture, but the first issue of the new colour Mustard magazine is dedicated to Russ.

 

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