Staff: David Bussell - Mustard comedy magazine
David Bussell

David Bussell

But... you're a horse

Staff Writer

David is a writer/performer/stand-up comedian/
fan-of-the-forward-slash-key.

To keep up with David visit www.davidbussell.com
or follow him on Twitter @Busselling.

For Mustard, David acted as comedy consultant on the digital editions,
as well as writing the following:

 

Satirical News & Articles

Voice-activated movie failure

Voice-activated movie ordering failure

Title recognition "not up to the task"

Meeting minutes

Meeting minutes

Mills & Boon-reading secretary
spices up meeting notes

iPhone Tips

iPhone Tips

To annoy your spouse

 

One-panel Cartoons

Solipsist Wrestlers

D.B.

World's Best Mum: There can be only one

D.B.

 

Stories & Characters

Bad Endings: Old Hat

Bad Endings
#1: Old Hat

"The man who sat beneath my brim
was just a sloppy reconstruction."

Bad Endings: Suicide Chic

Bad Endings
#2: Suicide Chic

"We need to make suicide uncool.
That's where you come in."

Bad Endings: Bieber4Ever

Bad Endings
#3: Bieber4Ever

"Justin's tooth sold for
four thousand dollars"

Bad Endings: Streep Cred

Bad Endings
#4: Streep Cred

"Ms Streep phrased it as a statement rather than a question."

Writer's Block #2: Mad Men 1980s

Writer's Block
#2: Mad Men 1980s

"I have slipped beneath your sheets
like an incubus."

Monkey at Typewriter

Listicles

#1: Manly things I have yet to do
#2: First draft chat-up lines
#3: Phrases I use when I have no idea

 

The Complete Mustard

Mustard comedy magazine compendium
Mustard comedy magazine

Get the Mustard  Compendium: 
PDF  ยท  Paperback

The complete 336-page collection of all 9¼ issues,
featuring new and updated funny stuff, plus expanded interviews.

 

Myth Management

Out now: Mustard's first spin-off novel

Myth Management: a Young Adult Urban Fantasy novel by Alex Musson
Myth Management: a Young Adult Urban Fantasy novel by Alex Musson

Paperback  £8.99   Amazon.co.uk  ·  Amazon.com

Kindle  £2.99   Amazon.co.uk  ·  Amazon.com

 

Monkey at a typewriter
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