Issue #06

Eat, Shït, and Die

Sandwich chain's name inspires other brands

Harnessing emotions
to solve energy crisis

Fuelled by kittens and outrage

Binge watching addicts

Middle-class Brits hooked on American product

Catholic rewards app

What do points make? Piety!

Meeting minutes

Mills & Boon-reading secretary
spices up meeting notes

Matt Berry's Albums That Changed My Life

#6: Klondike: Best of Klondike

Hail to the King

The rise and fall of President Elvis

Derring Dos & Don'ts
pt.7: Wealth

"I've outlived several of my children; it's been open season on them from birth."

Writer's Block
#7: Management Tips

"Break the ice in boring meetings with a short introductory rap."

Skinny & Nod
#6: Closet

"Yeah, it's been praised for its really tense atmosphere."

Freudian Slip

New from Inappropriate Lingerie Ltd

Sport
Cricket body admits
rules made up as they go along,
"Just like Mornington Crescent"

A.M. / S.C.

Fashion
Scarf Ace
"I really like this scarf!"
Inside Al Pacino's wardrobe

A.M. / S.C.

Health
Britain sells NHS to America
Infrastructure to be shipped over on giant tankers

A.M. / J.B.

Travel
Northampton tube opens for business
"A transport system to rival that of London"

A.M.

Opinion
"We shall never give in to your demands, no matter how reasonable!"

A.M. / J.B.

Culture
Morrissey dancers
New craze sweeps England

A.M. / J.B.

Mandelbroltu
Fill in the squares with the relevant letter, number or symbol so that each longitudinal and latitudinal string creates a perfect emotional singularity.
Last week's solution:
The soft pleasure of a cool pillow against the skin.

A.M.

Travel Twister
Left middle-finger green / right index-finger blue / right little-finger yellow / right ring-finger red / left index-finger yellow / left middle-finger green / right ring-finger blue / right little-finger red / left ring-finger blue.
Tie breaker: left thumb green.

A.M.

Where's Wally Wordsearch
Can you find him?

A.M.

J.B.

J.B.

A.M. / J.B.

A.M. / J.B.

John Lloyd Paper People

Cut-out-and-make QI and Blackadder casts.