Mustard comedy magazine: Issue #09

Issue #09

Editorial

There's always a bit left over when you've put something together, isn't there? In this case its a handfull of articles, a comic strip, and a couple of interviews. So here they are...

- Alex

This issue's Evil Corporate Sponsor

This issue's Obligatory Movie Quote
"Would you say I had a plethora?"

In this issue:

Satirical News & Articles

#MustardNews

Empire collapses under
weight of paternity cases

Sith Lord thought to have fathered hundreds of illegitimate children

Baseball was invented
to help men talk
about relationships

Anthropological find of the century

Adverts

#Infographics&Ads

FBI: Father-Baby Interface

Law enforcement style flak jacket / baby carrier

Comic Strip

#ComicStrips

The Other Side

What drove the chicken to do it?
What did his last words mean?

Stories & Characters

#Stories&Characters

Bad Endings
#4: Streep Cred

"Ms Streep phrased it as a statement rather than a question."

Listicles

#1: Manly things I have yet to do
#2: First draft chat-up lines
#3: Phrases I use when I have no idea

In Brief

#InBrief

Lifestyle
Not so much alpha male as Betamax
My dating life

A.M. / A.W.

Games
Rubik's Cube cut-out

A.M.

One-Panel Cartoons

Interviews

#Interviews

Ray Galton & Alan Simpson

Amazing to think that if we hadn't contracted TB,
Hancock and Steptoe wouldn't exist...

We talk to the legendary writing team behind
Hancock's Half Hour, Steptoe & Son and Comedy Playhouse.
3,700 words

Mustard interviewees ask each other questions
Featuring: Graham Linehan, Michael Palin, Sam Bain, Jesse Armstrong, Alan Moore, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, John Lloyd, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Matt Berry, Rich Fulcher, and Galton & Simpson.
2,000 words

Cult Corner

#Profiles&Reviews

Vivian Stanshall

Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band's singer-songwriter,
painter, musician, author, poet and wit.

Covers & Posters

#MustardPosters

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